i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
quit making up holidays to get me to go drinking with you
Last I remember we played rock paper scissors for who would fuck the guy with cowboy boots on and I won..
We 6 way cheers-ed with French fries last night, hammered, in the booth.
Seriously how many times do I have to sleep with him before he stops calling me dude
Obama's speech on in 9 mins. Me in the shower now. Naked. Make your choice.
I'm bringing the tv in with me.
I immediately knew he was tripping, he came over with a grocery bag of snow balls and a bike helmet on and asked if I was prepared to die for my country.
The trick will be getting hammered before we get to the first bar
Challenge accepted
it's ok my mom asked me why i had a guys shirt on and also why there was chocolate all over my bra
Listen, unless you want to spend your birthday in a trunk, you better invite me
Anyways, he came over at 3:30 am and ate me out while I ate pizza on the counter
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
The most adult decision I've mad today was Jameson or Fireball? It's been a successful Day
I don't wanna see it, I don't wanna touch it, I just want it in me.
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