Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
But sometimes ur dick treats me better than u do
well you haven't lived until you've been 86'ed from a family restaraunt
she's bipolar. she literally has TWO facebook pages. one for each personality. this. bitch. is. crazy.
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
A pack of naked men just sprinted down the street screaming in German. It's 5 AM.
I woke up with hair in my teeth and half his beard was missing.
I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
I literally just force feed a guy flintstone vitamins after sex
I should probably drink beer instead of rum today so I don't end up naked in my living room while I still have guest.
I hate how much more visible my vomit is on snow, I need a winter vomit bush
There is nothing wrong with watching parks and rec all day then getting blackout drunk by night
Is there a tactful way to ask "how are your balls?" Or do I just ask point blank
Cookies and nudity, all you need in life
You aaa... you ever forget to wipe your ass?
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