I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
I just walked in on my dad looking at porn. is there protocol for this?
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
Dammit. I drunkenly drank all my milk at 6 AM in a misguided stupor to prevent my roommates from stealing my milk.
Indoor beer darts at Rafs just turned into a trust exercise of putting your hand on the wall and closing your eyes while the other throws.. Almost gave Cale a Tracheotomy
I just call them the hipster frat because they wear shirts other than pastel polos and listen to MGMT while playing dice.
I told him if he cums in my mouth he has to buy me a cake that says "sorry I came in your mouth"
Surely the maintenance men have seen worse than that condom right
He didn't call me beautiful but he came in less than five minutes so same thing, right?
Dude, you were tagged in a stripper FB selfie. That is a whole new level of something.....
Also I'm so used to having sex with river guides that when he pulled out a condom I was actually surprised
It's a good thing vaginas don't have taste buds
The only people who will bring me pizza or tacos want a commitment and I'm hungry for food not their love.
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
Drunk you wants to be petty, not you you.
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