also referred to as T.P.S. (Toddler Penis Syndrome)
thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
woke up 7 floors down in the lobby...i my underwear. New high or new low?
New experience?
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
For the love of God you used a 40 foot extension cord to bungee jump out the off the 2 nd floor
Dude, for your own safety, do not bring that chick home. I'm pretty sure you're going to find a marsupial pouch smuggling a fresh batch of herpes under that hoodie. Bail bail bail bail bail.
On a scale of 1 to "bad descision", where does stealing my racist neighbors dog and giving him my roomates dildo for a chew toy rate?
He asked me if the reason I slept around is because I grew up in a broken home. I am so done fucking Christians.
I guess I just stopped wanting to rip his balls out and started being okay with him being alive. that's a typical feeling for exes right?
Is she okay?
She may want to issue revenge punches, but medically fine.
We need to make tonight low-budget
Is this your way of suggesting flasks?
This guy on the tube is sooooooo high. Eyes are bloodshot and he's licking his headphone cords.
Sooooooo Your wife and your girlfriend are making cat noises at one another via text
Im legit just salty with everyone who has a penis right now
Maybe life is about finding the person you DO want to cuddle with after they rail you like a porn star
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