now i know why they say having sex with her is the equivalent to licking a pay phone
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
I just fell off my chair and knocked over the table. People are staring. That hungover.
James and whatshisface bought me drunks. I am drinks.
I feel uncockblockable...banged her in the bathroom with my iv still in
I just watched a girl in the library pull a vodka bottle out of her bag. I think I'm going to give her my number.
We made a trail of cheez balls so we knew how to get back to te apartment.
It just hurt to pee because he was fingering for fucking gold in there.
juast therw a cheeeeesestirng over the fnce. stuckit to sombodys car winheild... gonna luagh if i find it mlted in the mrning.
Guess whose mug shot is NOT on the Internet anymore?!?!
Things are very odd on my 29th hour of being awake. Thought there was a bird in my lecture hall and it was just a girl putting up her hair. What even
You're the second person to offer to fuck me in the bathroom at work. Idk whether I should feel honored, or if cvs is just a turn on.
& he told me that I give the best head ever.. like can I get that on a medal?
Quit bitching. I brought you a muffin.
I’m honestly just flattered that you think I could make PornHub’s Top 10.
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