He started to lick my mole,thinking it was my nipple.
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
I just watched my mom open a wine bottle with an electric drill. I have never been so proud.
Also, the wait staff kept prematurely clearing my Manhattans. Not sure if it was an oversight or a hint.
Seriously? He's going to use MY birthday sex as the opportunity to ask if he can pee on me?!? I let him, but wow talk about selfish.
Omg no. We ate a raw pumpkin last nighr. We dipped it in BBQ sauce.
The cop actually kicked the bitches out of the cab so we could get ours. I flipped them all off as the door was shutting. That drunk.
She told me she's into girls now. I told her there would be a full bottle of jäger and an empty bed here Friday.
If by "Are you high?" u mean "Did you just pass out at Genghis Grill walking to your table and falceplant?" the answer is yes.
Most tragic bathtub-fart of all time. I am going to be late.
I'm fucking blazing boy. 5hr weed sauce kicked in and my entire face feels like an 8ball of gold bond flying down a mountain of Fresh powder. Just gliding.
Got my period and a UTI on the same day. Fuck you, Sunday.
if wiping your ass w an envelope isnt the definition of hitting "financial rock bottom " then nothing is!
So my furniture is upside-down, two lamps are glued to the ceiling, and there is a kitten sleeping on Kyle's face. Please tell me what happened last night....
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