FUCK TREES I CLIMB BUOYS MOTHERFUCKER
STOP listening to that song
I need to have sex with someone before he does. I need to win this break up!
I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
No I'm not okay I had a crush on the singer of Tokio Hotel for four months and now you tell me he's a dude?
My mom is making me buy a single zucchini, I look like someone who can't afford a dildo
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
Dude, the chicks a procotolgy intern. Don't cheat on her. She knows where it hurts the most.
He just took a bite of each taco bell burrito and hid them throughout my apartment. this was 2 weeks ago and have found 30 burritos so far
It's all fun and games until your AARP eligible neighbors end up blacking out in your yard at 5pm with a box of franzia. I'm feeling a great year ahead
Both of us came out of our rooms at the same time in boxers and sat on the couch. No words were spoken.
Ims textiofg thsi woht my noes bcuz my hansd aer stli handcuffde to teh bedfrme. Help me
All I want to do is drink an excessive amount of free alcohol bought from strange men, while taking frequent trips to the bathroom to snort an assortment of illicit drugs off dirty toilet seats. Break cannot get here quick enough...
Is it appropriate to be taking shots at 11 on sunday?
Absolutely same thing as church only different
He said he broke his back in 3 spots & my first thought was "there goes my booty call".
Did u have a 2nd thought
I need a new booty call.
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