Yeah unless I can find some idiot to make love to
you know whats awesome about this morning. A suprise visit from my dad at 7:30 am. There was a pair of heels on the lawn and a girl sleeping in just her underwear on the floor of my living room. He either thinks im a champion or a total fuck up. I'm thinking fuck up but im hoping champion.
i woke facing the corner with my computer and i had googled "how to put out a fire" i am so scared to turn around
Oh god. There is a bite mark in the bar of soap. Please tell me I was not that wasted.
she just punched a dude and called him a peasant for not drinking fast enough in flip cup.
Oh god the guy I took underwear from at the bar is trying to add me as a friend on facebook now.
Life lesson: When you compete in an impromptu "bloody mary chug-off," in the end, no one wins.
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
Dude I was walking down the street and threw up in a plastic cvs bag. Tequila wins again.
someone just "made it rain" kraft processed sliced cheese. i forgot what it was like to be home...
But we made up last night and had unbelievably crazy sex tonight. I legit went blind for like 15mins from him choking me. It was awesome
All I remember is an overwhelming desire for chicken nuggets...
Yes, you pinned my brother to the floor by the throat and threatened to slaughter his family if he didn't drive to mcdonalds and get you some.
is it sad that the highlight of my saturday night was waiting till 3 in the morning to hear about your saturday night?
I I was gonna wake him up with a blow job but I don't know how he would feel about it.
GOD I WOULD STAB DANNY IN THE EYE WITH HIS OWN PENIS
.........That big, huh?
No. I would cut it off
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