dude, i just saw a bobcat while i was rollerblading this morning
1 dont ever text someone @ 8am on sat. 2 dont ever admit to rollerblading past 1992.
You should come over. I am making a celebratory I got laid by a huge penis cake.
he fucked me so hard my future children felt it
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
I just need you there to slap my dick when im flirting with her
His bond is $50,000..margarita Monday might get cancelled
I had to throw a towel over the bottles cuz it hurts to look at them
The really sad thing is that I actually practiced crawling in my room yesterday in preparation for today
I messaged him asking for his address. He replied with the address then said, "If you're gonna stalk me, I'm the third window on the side and usually get naked around 8am and anytime randomly after 6pm (listen for music).. If you're sending anthrax, I'm 6'2" 225lbs so send a good amount."
Yeah. I asked if there was a finger in my ass at some point or if I had a weird dream. So far he hasn't responded
I accidentally told my mom I broke my drug nail this weekend
Yeah, sorry about that. Dropped the phone on my face while I was watching porn.
I was really surprised he asked for my number the next morning..... and my name.
I have filthy fantasies involving his tongue. My vagina almost exploded while he was licking that ice cream cone.
It’s amazing such a big dick belongs to such a boring guy
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