I realized as I was wesiging my engamemby ring that you'd never love me tha same. I have life plans and Sam showed them to me
What? You're not speaking real words.
and everytime i fart i feel like in your heart, you can hear it
It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
I DON'T CARE WHAT THE CIRCUMSTANCES ARE NEVER VOMIT IN MY PURSE AGAIN.
Whatever, the fact of the matter is that I saved you from poorly planned outdoor sex by doing a rain dance and you should totally thank me.
I'm just pissed at the whore who takes over my body when I'm blacked out.
I think the name vodka for a girl is amazing
Saxophones in my mind. I swear someone dosed me.
Just saw a drunk bitch in the west village peeing on a car. You are not alone.
Life seems so much brighter and more vibrant after you have sex with a 20 year old. It's like how Kansas was in black and white and Oz was in technicolor.
It's not that I'm in love with her, so much as I would love to be her lesbian experience.
We were on the ground in Tampa for 55 hours and we drank for 30 of them.
We won Spring Training 2013.
The only thing that got me through this hellish day was imagining a large Swedish penis inside of me.
What did your vagina DO during the nhl lockout?!
Americans.
Business idea: assless chaps for toddlers. I'm high.
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
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