he said I was the best sex he's ever had, handed me a burger king crown and told me to take my walk of shame with pride
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
I woke up and blew hamburger out my nose. That kinda night.
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
He stole the megaphone off an ATM then we drove around so he could tell people not to jaywalk.
Precisely. She's an awesome drinking companion; yet, not so awesome mother-in-law material.
He makes this seasoned whore feel like a novice. I've met the one.
You guys don't happened to be dressed as gladiators, do you?
Let me be the 15% helpful, 85% useless as shit angel on your shoulder.
Do you understand how hard it is to go down on a guy underwater? Didn't think so....
Banana suit guy has an entourage and they're all douchebags. There is no god.
Here's a concept though: eating pasta while getting laid
Omg the sex was so good my ears popped. Thank god too. Cause then I didn't have to hear him going on and on about his dumbass feelings. It's called a booty call bitch.
Then it hit me - his penis wasn't a shiny new toy anymore and I wanted a new one.
when the cops came she just started yelling at them "Fuck the police! freedom of speech bitches!"
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