i have yet to find a random guy that would make me want to do any position besides missionary, these are what normal people call "applying standards"
It was like his mom forgot to breastfeed him and he was making up for lost time.
i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
The water bill last month was outrageous. We have got to stop fucking for hours in the shower
I don't know what he did but now I'm terrified of mustache rides and it's only movember 3rd
were you high?
When?
Actually just blanket yes to that question
i'm about to be the still-drunkest person on the ellipticals
My nonexistent future grandchildren will one day ask me when I knew I'd lost control of my life. And now I know.
Good morning love! Friendly reminder that we decided to make leggings with a vagina zipper. "For the winter quickie"
A guy claiming to be the Japanese counterpart to the White Power Ranger is trying to take me home....
I'll only sleep there if we can bone on your balcony.
She rode my dick so hard I momentarily lost hearing. I guarantee I had the better St Patrick's.
Hey I can officially say I made out with a drug lord.
I have 3 vacation days left and I'm guarding them like a gay dragon on a pile of gold dildos molded after celebrities.
Smaug the FABULOUS
Am I the only one who finds it completely appropriate to pre-game our Brazilians?
Randomize
