i thought he was 22...he said he was 25..he was 19...im 26..it doesnt count if you dont know right?
Most guys don't get turned on by "skinny, gangly legged girl with glasses laying in bed touching herself." You better start working on your diction if you're gonna keep up the sexting.
I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
No, he grudge fucked my ex so I wouldn't be tempted to get back with her. He is either the worst or best friend ever.
He wanted a handjob during a John Wayne movie. I just couldn't find it in my heart to disrespect that man. John Wayne that is.
He compared my vagina to the first time he tried cocaine
Walt I've been the third wheel taking shotssssssssssssssssolo. Each s is for each solo shot.
I didn't plan on sleeping with him until he told me his mom is deaf.. Then I felt bad.
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
I've honestly never felt so much emotion towards a wall
You should have thought about how you were going to treat me before having me take photos of your asshole.
dude girls our age are getting married and having babies and I still can't figure out how to defrost my hotpockets
Woke up to the frozen soundtrack blasting in the living room best one night stand ever
Who knew a blowjob could cause this kind of crazy
He wasn't prepared for it
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
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