I shampoo & condition my pubes, sometimes i wish my face was closer so i could rub against it cause it feels like plush
"reccomended dose" hasn't been in my vocabulary for quite some time.
I wish the inside of the tampon box said "CONGRATULATIONS YOUR NOT A MOTHER!"
And this is the part where I need you not to judge me. Remember that I have never seen a penis do that and that I have a weird sexual curiosity
Party was cancelled. Me and my dog are high as tits. Wanna go roam the outlet mall?
Typing up notes at the bar and doing shots with the bartender until close on a Wednesday. This is what my second year of law school has become.
URGENT INPUT I'm at a renesance fair after party and I'm 100% lined up to fuck their sword swallower OR their contortionist. Dont say both - which direction doth I roll?
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
I made him laugh his dick is mine
A German guy asked me to take a bath with him. I can't tell if he's just an eccentric European or a run of the mill creep.
For some reason drunk me always leaves sober me a banana in the morning.
Just realized how behind i am. Will gradually increase drinking until i don't remember that i missed an entire year of class.
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
We hotboxed his bathroom. going to be a good night
Hotbox went wrong - smoke sets off fire alarm. Firefighters coming
Grandma said I got a good handjob. I think she meant manicure.
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