she was puking into the toilet drowning herself saying "its okay im a swimmer"
Everything smells like syrup. But I guess that's better than last time when everything smelled like beer.
Sometimes I wonder why.. Then I realize I can't fool myself with that question bc we all know it's bc of his enormous dick
Hookup with hot guy from gym, check. Wake up to find he's peed in my closet, double check.
So hungover. They actually hid easter eggs around me.
he locked me out then poked me with a fork when i tried to get in through the window
I feel like I have African malaria. I just remembered singing Teenage Dream in full to that biker couple at the bar.
I had to keep telling myself 'you can't be mad at him because you peed on him'
Dude. It's not even nine. I don't know yet.
Drink number four. Don't even tell me about its not even nine
I just ran into mom and dad day drinking at the bar while I skipped class and was day drinking at the same bar.
Dude I just saw a beer truck w taps in the side... It's like god heard my prayers and sent me a gift from heaven
Yea I almost drowned giving a BJ in the shower once
I was laying out of the open window, talking with him on the phone, while we were both puking at the same time.. Guys at the party called it "true love"..
Your bf is wearing nothing but a cape, I mean absolutely NOTHING but a cape. I know you said he looks like Thor but this is getting a bit ridiculous.
I looked into her soul, didn't I?
You eye-fucked her soul.
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