I could tell by the way he was holding my hand that he really liked you
I seriously fake cumming more than i poop.
we should become lesbians. not together. just in general.
i just had to google what happens if your dog eats your nuva ring
She gave me a bj in her parent's kitchen while I ate the rest of her mom's birthday cake. Fuck. Yes.
We drove past his house blaring "Like a virgin" in the middle of the day. pretty sure he heard.
I just found scrambled eggs in my shower. Thanks for that, asshole.
Just found out he cheated on me last night. But its Shark Week so I will deal with it next week.
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
Just saw a guy I fucked in a clown suit in the bar. It's not Halloween. I have got to start making better life decisions.
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
He kept sending me videos of his dogs while I was trying to masturbate. At what point does getting vagina-block apply?
I tried to get more sleep but the universe decided I needed a drunken freshman instead
When the state fair security guard came to yell at her for having outside food and drink she threatened to kick him if he tried to stop her and then she proceeded to chug the whole bottle.
classic
So you just held his hand and he fucking came...?
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