hey remember that time we got really drunk, you tried to find narnia in my refrigerator and passed out in the freezer drawer??
no.
It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
She challenged me to a game of rock-paper-scissors for her virginity. I love this girl.
Operation Purity has been aborted
You made a "martini" bagel. Took a bagel dunked it in vodka and put olives in it
Using what I learned in my global terrorism class last semester to sneak booze onto my cruise. thanks college.
You passed out and she managed to carry you all the way back to your dorm last night. I believe your testicles now her property.
plan d- we get drunk, go see that Justin Bieber movie and freak out 13 year old girls.
Remember middle school health class where we used to say that when we lost our vcards we would be on the pill, using a condom, and have had our partners tested first? We were so optimistic.
Are you on your way? Get your date and black out with me. Democracy's at stake.
I just ate a handful of salt
I thought this was a good idea
He said his parents were apparently coming over to surprise him with breakfast and I’ve never gotten dressed and run out of the door that quickly. I have commitment issues.
you smell like vanilla and daddy issues
You start to question your morals when you wake up at 430 and there's three people naked...that you don't no
i was in class looking for a pencil and found a chicken strip in my back pack. i think i might have a problem.. sad thing is i ate it
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