Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
GOOD NIGHT DREAM OF ALCOHOL SNO CONES
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
You take a step back sometimes and are like "when was the last time I was sober?" or "wow I need to stop putting everything in my vagina"
Is this an intervention?
He said the first movie he ever jerked off to was Titanic because he knew "they were totally doing it in that car."
You don't want to cheat on your husband, you just want to fuck someone who isn't him.
I'm done being subtle here. MOVE INTO MY EXTRA BEDROOM SO WE CAN FUCK WHENEVER AND NOT HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT FINDING PEOPLE TO HAVE CASUAL SEX WITH.
you live like 200 miles from me and I have two years of school left
goddamnit stop pointing out all the flaws in my plan
rollerskate sex sounded like a good idea...
I farted in his bed and then in my drunken stupor grabbed hair defanging spray to cover up the stench.
I just really wish I could go back and unsex him. Waste of my vagina.
So i came so hard i almost passed out, where has this vibrator been all my life?
Let it be known that on this day, the 26th of October, in the year 2016, I successfully put both of his balls in my mouth at once.
He has no idea I'm scrolling through Instagram while he's going down on me. I'm so bored.
I kicked down a wall in rage and found a door behind the drywall. Once again vandalism solves all my problems.
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