There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
Happy Easter!!!
I'm an idiot
i will soon be in a relationship on fb
you!?
me and your mom. i mean, lisa.
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
Also, I don't remember opening my gifts from my family. It was cool when I woke up with a new ihome.
Would you be offended if I asked you to smoke a blunt with me while I pooped?
Dude, the chicks a procotolgy intern. Don't cheat on her. She knows where it hurts the most.
I would convert to being a Republican and Mormon just to sleep with Romney's sons. The things I would to do them.
I thi k this dude I fcken showed up to the bar in a raisins shirts. I thought I was better than that. Fuckkkk.
Just because he told you it was safe doesn't mean you should have licked it.
Made it just outside my dorm and yack on the front dirt. Wave to a dad thats staring, continue on my way.
He texted me "sup", so I sent him that gif of the surprised guy and apparently it offended him
Vodka for breakfast. With a side of Frankenberries. Don't judge me.
You kept saying “keke” over and over so I slapped you then you proceeded to ask if I loved you. In case you’re wondering why you have a black eye - Lauren
what a classic moment of my life. A buffet of taco bell and a taser gun.
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