is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
I fear hooking up with people who have white pillowcases because my guyliner always smears on it and i either have to A. sneak out in the night or B. wash it and see them again
Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
Martha Stewart would most definitely roll a great joint.
You brought back some girl with you at 3am and introduced her to everyone as "hot pocket"
Fact: my bamboo plant has grown 2 & 1/2 inches since I started watering it with bong water
i dont think duct tape can fix my g spot
lets call myth busters
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
I'll be visiting the rave tower. Prepare your finest boxed wines for my consumption.
I had to help him get his zipper down in front of his dad so he could pee in the bushes. That Is what moonshine does to you.
My penis needs a shock collar
he had DANDRUFF in his PUBES. 0/10 would not blow again.
i wish he'd fuck me as good as he is at karate.
ugh, my whole family is going ape shit over my sister's pregnancy blog. I dont get it? Anyone can get knocked up! I had rebound sex with a new york ranger last night, now that is something to fucking blog about.
Apparently I drunkenly told him I was going to ride him to the rodeo and break him like a bronco, then I stole his nachos and beer. Adulting is hard!!!
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