Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
the liability waiver did not state that i couldn't bring my bottle of wine in the bouncy castle. it did Not.
he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
1. I feel like Jello 2. The girl i hooked up with last night isn't here and a different girl is lying next to me. 3. I have no clothes on 4. Can guys go on walks of shame?
i didn't know falling asleep in the tbell line could get you a dui. Isn't everyone there stoned or drunk?
Was waiting for the adderal to kick in then realized I had been brushing my teeth for eighteen minuites
You have no idea how pumped I am. I literally plan on dying. You're in my will
I wish buying curtains was as easy as buying drugs. I already KNOW what I want and what the outcome will be: awesome.
Dude. Stop sending me lines from Hungry Like the Wolf
Two really nice girls helped clean the taco out of my hair.
I should probably drink beer instead of rum today so I don't end up naked in my living room while I still have guest.
I just fucked her in the corner of an ally while holding a large pizza waiting on a pledge for a ride.
My farts smell like burning tires and false courage
THAT'S MY GIRL
KICKING BUT AND GETTING PEOPLE INTOXICATED
She came home, put on the news, left a 20 minute drunk message on her friends machine, then proceeded to play back the entire message laughing hysterically and then just passed out
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