thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
I've blown a few things in my day
Sooo sorry about that. And crying. And comparing my life to a duck
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
Woke up naked on my floor covered in cookies. We should celebrate fake hurricanes every weekend.
You're a college freshman. Its your job to be pathetic. And drunk. But mostly pathetic
Btw after this weekend the chipndales costume has a 125% success rate.
I want to miss work tomorrow on account of violent projective vomit... Make it happen
Wrote my name backwards on the test and asked for extra credit points. Late start booze days are my new favorite thing.
Going to the beach. Greeting Sandy with a blunt. Wish us luck!
Nothing like sunday church bells to aid your walk to the pharmacy to get plan b
I woke up at 6 and was laying at the top of my stairs.
Why does 10AM Spanish always turn into a discussion about my sex life?
It's been THREE DAYS. Why do I still have the munchies?!
tell me about the eggs
Randomize
