What do you want? Don't say anything that would make me look like a pussy at the store.
So my mouth tastes like dick. Does that explain how our talk went?
my boobs just fell out on the dance floor. my wedding is totally beating your wedding
we need a dd. For wednesday. At lunch. What are we doing with our lives?
succeeding
Exactly how low is masturbating to your cute professor's lecture videos?
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
I think I broke a hole in her wall trying to do backflips
I walked by the two of them and mouthed "fuck me" based on there reaction I think they just came in their pants
Did we smoke in a portapotty last night? And if so, do you think the brown stuff covering my body is actually dirt?
My mother is even happier about me having a sugar daddy than I am
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
I see the guy who's been trying to get me to let him eat my ass became engaged on Facebook today; would framed screen shots be an appropriate wedding present?
Why am I a human magnet for the worst dicks of the world?
really who shits their pants then locks themselves out of their apartment? ... I threw my underwear out in a random bathroom
Hey Girl, we got home safe!
I know, I drove you
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