sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
I don't care if he is my ex... I have the deed to his dick until someone else fucks him. We broke up 2 years ago.... I am still holding that deed!
Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
Saw the college gyno today. It has now been medically confirmed that I have a perfect vagina.
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
He's coming over, and I hope he doesn't get hungry. I'm sure its not proper protocol to bring one booty call to another booty call's house for the munchies.
I might have hooked up with a 2003 alumni last night in the basement
Dude you were ten when he graduated
Wahoowaaaaaaa
You better keep a close eye on your uterus tonight cause I am looking good.
He told her Jesus wouldnt yell curse or degrade her. He'd just simply shake his head and slap the shit out of her
Why are you taking pics in the bathroom with the plunger? I mean you still look hot and I'm totally going to wack off to it.
I may quit my job to go be a costumed Jedi at Disneyland.
what do we think the timeline is for when your liver will begin to revolt against your drinking habits?
They ran out of toilet paper so I used the rug to wipe my vagina
I also don't hate being called a giant sack of cheese. Is that weird?
Good morning beautiful! Wanna steal a cat this weekend?
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