Tell him ill love him long time
I'll assure him of it
That's why there are breakfast margaritas.
its a nice change of pace not blacking out and actually remembering getting laid
well at that point we were just fucking to keep warm.
I love that my brother has just convinced my dad that smoking a blunt it an "unspoken family tradition"
I got mine. It's a truly beautiful penis. Plus he pulled his tongue muscle on my vagina.
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
Pretty sure I humiliated the fuck out of myself last night after I was dared to attempt to give myself head. I hate vodka
Lets play hurricane shelter. And the shelter is my bed, and we forgot our clothes.
I'm convinced that the Christmas lights in my room contributed to the great sex.
Seriously I'm dying. All my insides are fighting their way out of me. With light sabers and machetes.
Listen I took a family sized bottle of merlot to the face last night and there's an svu marathon on. Give me some time please.
I also just stashed a half dozen bobby pins in my bra.... So when you take it off later, consider yourself warned
I think I died and satan has brought me back to life and I'm paying for my sins with this hangover
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