He is such a gentleman, he paid for my plan b
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
Once he past out I measured his penis with my remote.
fat people need to stop using the handicapped bathroom stall so I can have sex in it. it's common logic
Rumble strips road head = magical
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
the manischevitz sangria was a big hit
He was very considerate of my needs, he offered me pizza before and after.
Is her dick bigger than yours?
Just took acid. Wish me luck.
I worked out twice today and you're dropping acid. My life sucks.
The only people allowed to make me cry are myself and Chris Hemsworth as Thor. And me.
It was a fun night. I made out with the door guy at the gay bar but he didn't speak english
There was no door guy at the bar
Just stay awake and booze cruise it to class. How are you a senior and have never went to class drunk? No excuses, I have a better gpa.
I took it as a sign from the lord above that she wanted me to creep on these men.
Just fyi i'm now butt naked in a steam room smoking a bong in some guys house. i sense the weed penetrating my pores.
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