Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
But it was well worth it to see a man fly through the air in a beaver costume...
Hundreds of bug bites..Dad jokingly says "looks like you passed out naked in the woods somewhere"
Does having a sippy cup full of wine, at an outlet mall, qualify you as 'having a problem'?
I don't think I'd trust a marching band with trampolines to not cause serious damage to themselves/ property.
No but the chipped one is crooked now. Clearly I didn't use my hands to break my fall. I used my face
Cracked my iPhone screen. Real bad. Girl from last night isn't ugly yet. Stop me if you still think she belongs under a bridge. You have 12 seconds.
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
So they found him after the wedding still dressed up in his feather boa and top hat passed out in a bush...
You shut your whore mouth, we don't talk about Drunk Nutella night.
MORE IMPORTANTLY I THINK I JUST WATCHED SOMEONE GET SO LONELY AS TO TURN BISEXUAL??
Regardless of your intentions, deep throating a Twinkie is NOT sexy. You owe that poor cashier an apology the next time you pump gas.
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
he was like tryna hang and chat and I was like dude there's an iguana in this room
He stood next to me peeing as I was puking behind a car in the parking lot, telling me how much he loved me. On the other hand, he loves me!
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