I realized today that the only reason you made out with Travis is because he has nice teeth
Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
Smoked a bowl on a rollercoaster. Literally ON. Beat that.
if that dog is afraid of alcohol then he's no dog of mine
I woke up on a futon in some strangers house. They were eating pizza and told me everything was going to be fine.
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
end of the world party next friday. virgin sacrifice. tell me you know someone whos still a virgin
Word of advice, don't put your jar if peanut butter in the microwave, blue fire comes out
I have 7 papers to write and I already bought gas station ice cream in my pjs and questioned whether or not a beer float was a thing.
Yeah well you try taking nice pictures while you have pizza crust lodged in your throat
he taught all the little kids to ski. it was stupid hot. i'm pretty sure my ovaries exploded.
Have you seen him ? Seriously. No one is that straight.
I will 100% jerk off using my own tears as lube before I'd ever bang a 4.
I'm at forever 21 and someone pooped in the dressing room.
They left me at home... I'm a liability
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