i don't plan on having that self control this summer
I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
Correction, I've been on a lot of dates and a lot of dicks
that's the ideal party shoe. cute, but i can still puke in them.
my little brother just told me that I should start chasing my vodka with slim fast. genious.
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
He was such a tease, he pulled out his dick, let me touch it then put it away
You can't text people with drinkers' regret at 8 in the morning. It's just bad form.
one of these days i'm gonna do a sparkly magical girl transformation into snoop dogg
my vag sweat smells like doritos
so now that we're not dating you have to stop sending shit like this to me okay?
Hey, dude, is Kevin still passed out on your porch?
Yeah. I'm gonna go leave a pitcher of bloody mary next to him in case he's still alive.
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
You smell like a steam boat captain.
Whatever your on right now, I want.
We're sitting on the kitchen floor drinking and talking about mounting real light sabers to the dog's head.
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