Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
whoever threw up in my shampooo bottle is totally getting defriended on facebook.
i tried to stop you. you just kept saying your split ends needed punishment.
his dad came out and found me sleeping indian style on the couch with my cup balancing on my boobs. didn't spill a drop.
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
at least if we puke, we will be surrounded by beautiful, non-judgemental trees.
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
And in my birthday dress, with my friends, i peed on myself in line for the club. Still went in and partied. I remember pieces
Is there a coat check? I stole 10 vases of flowers along with two bottles of champagne and I'm not sure what to do with them.
Will you fuck me while I eat my burrito though? I'm kind of hungry.
No biggie, just trying to keep my liver function in the green
sorry i got drunk at sunday brunch and force fed carrot sticks to your cat
Oh you mean the girl that gave me a black eye when I told her I liked her fake eyelashes?
i just sexted for my mom while she was driving, i have hit an all time low.
And I broke things off with Justin last night. Except I texted him while he was asleep and then I was like well, that's probably not what he wants to wake up to, so I sent him a picture of the coconut I microwaved and caught on fire when I was really high one time.
she was just meowing in the corner eating frozen chicken nuggets
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