i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
Michael Bay diarrhea
So in our children's lit class, some jackass little boy had gone thru the where's waldo book and circled waldo. I realize you would have been that kid.
We had literally Just finished having sex when he handed me a plan B and said he lied about wearing a condom.
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
A friday night jus isn't the same if the cops don't raid my dorm
Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add
I could seriously attempt to try and saw my head in half with a butter knife cause im pretty sure it could not hurt any more than it already does
So this tall girl jumped in our cab and I was like hey I have pics of u on my phone. It wasn't creepy at all
i know. like I have the nerve to talk about poverty. I eat peanut butter out of the jar.
Is she okay?
She may want to issue revenge punches, but medically fine.
I just lectured my ex boyfriend on how to eat a girl out what has my life come to
Im gonna go lick parts of my apartment. Good night and be ever vigilant, you never know when I'm coming to epoxy your hand to you nipple.
If you could not mention to him that I slept with his best friend, that'd be cool of you.
the cop asked if i was drunk and i responded with "breathalize me, cap'n". incidentally, he was a captain and i blew a .13.
Randomize
