Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
check it out our google latitudes are spooning
just customized my debit card w a pic of me ralphing over the toilet. figure it'll give the bar keep a good cut off est and for shits n giggles when buying my handles at the liqour store
I found her under my bed eating airplane pretzels.
I woke up at 6 on his trampoline wearing only a parka.
he signed me a blank check so today i get to decide if i want to be a saint or a millionaire
Apparently it's bring your ugly annoying ass piece of shit slob of a baby day at work
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
I'm attracted to him because he looks like the kind of guy who would lick my asshole without me having to ask.
You asked me what the point was. Told me your were dying alone and then had me take you and Wendy's where you bought 3 meals and ate them in about 10 minutes saying you didn't care if you got fat...
YOU BETTER NOT BE SHAVING YOUR LEGS RIGHT NOW IM TRYING TO HELP YOU
I just smoked weed with my physics professor. Tell me how my life is this.
If you don't see me at the bar tomorrow night, I was most likely captured by the communists.
He flipped me around so that we could have sex and both watch Die Hard... I think I found my sole mate. Merry Christmas to me!!🎄
Ahha guy saw me buying beer, went "hmmmmm" and nodded his head approvingly. No words exchanged, but he has made his way to my heart haha
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