flashcards smell like vodka and my textbook is in the toilet. ready for the final
We Started drinking at 8am and left the bar around 11pm....I hate ALL green things
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
My building was evacuated who wants to quake and bake
Do you think we could brew coffee with beer? I'm thinking a hazelnut Guinnesspresso can only end with pure awesome.
Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
Seriously? You DON'T remember putting all those Swedish fish in the waffle iron b/c you wanted "One big Swedish fish?" That waffle iron was a wedding gift.
It's fine. I wouldn't trust either of them to be my workplace drug buddy.
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
P.S. If you wake up before noon it still counts as morning sex
I found an industrial strength sharpie in the drawer so I started writing BONER JAM 2014 on everyone's foreheads so they kicked me out
Plus who wants to live somewhere tom jerked off? No one.
I mean I faked it but he could answer my texts
well we woke up in different beds than the ones we originally fell asleep in, you were butt naked, and your boyfriend was sleeping on a cot in the middle of the kitchen. that might be why he's mad.
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