For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
i knew she was desperate at the point in which she started showing me her naked pics on her phone
She's like the little sister I never had ... except for the fact we're having sex.
he was holding the bottle like a running back yelling for security and the national guard as he was being tackled
Some girl at the bar was showing us her chipped tooth as a pick up line.
He told me to fuck off at some point in the night. I think it was right before he jumped out of a moving car trying to get to another bar and made Abby cry.
i tried to knight her with my dick. she said it was unromantic. what an ungrateful attitude for a knight.
I don't know which is worse, the fact that he can say will you fuck me in so many languages or that I'm turned on because of that
It is very possible that having sex with you just now just got me into Yale
It feels like New Years Day all over again...me trying desperately not to throw up in the backseat & mom and dad blissfully unaware in the front
Would giving a bouquet of flowers to my mother be a good way to say, "sorry you walked in on my boyfriend eating me out"?
And then I fed you egg rolls in bed as you were screaming I'm moving out
Something must have happened, they started yelling truffle butter and you said we needed to leave NOW
The first thing I did when I got to the apartment was masturbate on the couch
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