North Korea, Best Korea!
Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
he just started chanting dark meat! dark meat! out of no where.
its not college until your roomate walks in on you having sex in his bed. twice
you started keeping track of only every even numbered drink you had
No exaggeration. At the gas station she handed me the mop from over the counter and told me that's my last drink of the night
I dreampt that we were shooting zombies while we having sex. Is that normal?
oh my god you are days, if not hours away from a dick pic. This is the day the lord has made rejoice and be glad in it
Can't. I'm doing shots with my mom.
He licked the buffalo sauce off my fingers and then we had the best sex of my life.
She was trying to be sexy well putting on my condom with her mouth when her cat pounced from the corner of the room witch caused her to gasp and inhale the condom
There better be alcohol at this child's birthday party. Seriously not trying to be entertained by a clown while I'm still sober.
My brain is a dvd screensaver and I'm allowed to have a good thought when it hits the corner
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