Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
I just realized that if I marry him I will have the same last name as spiderman. this makes my decision so much harder.
its not college until your roomate walks in on you having sex in his bed. twice
Dude... there's chunks of hair all over the floor, and no one knows how they got there. You guys just made out right?
Confidence margaritas not a good idea. Just said foreskin in my presentation instead of foresight.
I'm staying in tonight, it's my Christmas present to my liver.
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
She had cheddar bay biscuits in her purse. Biscuits, Id and cash. I'm gonna marry her.
I don't have to hold her hair back as she blows me but I do have to hold the ball on the Santa hat
Took "drink until he's cute" to a whole new level last night...
Do you know how hard it is to was the scent of sex from your hair in a gas station bathroom?!
Because she seems like the type to give it up for a box of fruit rollups.
I'm just gonna put on a documentary and throw up
I'm owning this being a social human being thing tonight!
But seriously, I love having sex with you and simultaneously know I never wanna date you.
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