Ambien. No doubt about it.
this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
the cop cuffed us all with 40's still taped to our hands
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
He wasn't there when I woke up so I left him a heart shaped line before I left.
No, we talked about it. They're cool with me living here as long as I sleep with them both.
You're a rent hooker.
apparently it's a turnoff if you ask a guy why he thinks he needs to use magnums
Didn't know what to wear so I ripped off my bed sheets and tied myself a toga. "a little hungover" is no way to describe me right now.
You don't care if I shave my legs, but you insist I be conscious for sex. Whatever. I really think your priorities are out of whack.
Just pee around me
sexting foreigners is the best. they respond with silly things like "love that tits"
Also topless tea is a thing that happens in our apartment. Ready yourself.
He's over here like "remember those pics you sent me a couple years ago? Those were hot." And I'm like "remember talking about what we were gonna name our kids a couple months ago? That was hot." Therein lies the disconnect
Do you knowhow much it sucks to puke in an automatic toilet? Not fun.
Ew.
It takes talent let's just say that
Also we're getting drunk and sledding down Caroline street. See you soon.
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