who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
sometimes i shoot so far i amaze even myself.
you should probably quit with the whole "no homo" thing, especially when you are drunk, "mo homo"gives the wrong impression.
Is it just me or do I always seem to have cum in my bellybutton?
yeah, and when i walked in on them fucking he said "go away, i'm making sons."
I told him i wanted to be exclusively cheating with him
We were fucking on his hammock and right as he came we flipped over. I landed on him, he landed on a pile of pinecones. We're done with nature sex.
Come, dress lightly, bring tequila...
he paid for dinner at the eiffel tower. drinks at a bar on the champs elysees. gave me a motorcycle ride back to his house, got us heineken and then took me to park overlooking paris. where he ate me out on a park bench. still have doubts about the french?
Did not foresee holding down food at work today to be a struggle today
Nothing tops off the night like giving emotional and spiritual guidance to a 70 year old transvestite.
Please can we have sex in this office for old times sake
How's moving going?
Uh, we're on the way to the store to buy more booze
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
this bedazzled flask is my best investment yet
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