You bet me 100 dollars that the Raiders would win the super bowl this year. I have it on tape.
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
so we have officially lost him as of 7 hours ago.. already called campus security, the drunk tank and the hospital. figure he'll turn up eventually..
i'll start checking the bushes on campus.
airport. 106 proof japanese liquor. 4 little travel size containers. im proud to be smarter than the average american.
I'm watching people hook up tonight who, when they wake up tomorrow, are going to wish they were blind.
Just found weed in my belly button. Happy Saturday!
Eating a chocolate bar and crying over a cobweb. Life is beautiful and I love shrooms.
So apparently someone caught him as he was falling. And carried him around the rest of the night.
Would you still love me and fuck me doggie style if I had a dinosaur tramp stamp?
She told me she loves wine, but hates the mud butt the next day. Dude, way to much info on a second date.
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
I woke up on the green space outside our dorm cradling a watermelon and sucking my thumb. College is crazy man.
he was Irish, I had to have sex with him.
My mother just set me up with the son of the man I fucked last weekend. I could crawl under a rock and die OR I could remember the rules of genetics and hope that JR takes after daddy. Wish me luck...
You claimed that someone else had vomited underneath you/on your hand
you were very insulted that we didn’t believe you that someone else vommed
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