she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
Half Baked? Au contraire, Ben and Jerry, I was fully baked when I ate that whole pint of ice cream.
he keeps his weed in a birkenstock shoe box. its like, we get it, youre from oregon.
I need to write the inventor of adderall a thank you note stapled to a copy of my degree
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
I'm at his house right now making him pancakes to compensate for YOU not giving him a handjob last night. You're welcome.
thats because you have standards... and i have a thing for guys that give me free drugs.
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
Would it be crossing a line if I told him that I now know his girlfriend has a huge mole on her left ass cheek?
Apparently he got pepper spray on his dick. So he's a literal fire crotch.
In honor of Super Tuesday, we should have the sex tonight.
Dude, he danced with the dog that some random chick was carrying at the bar. Then the dog jumped out of his arms and ran away. THAT definitely deserves a drink.
Matched with the lumberjack. Here's your wedding invite.
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
at the hospital. Kevin drank straight from the river
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