She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
Girl passed out in class and vomited. Another victim of syllabus week
She got stuck in the front door. She never told me how or why.
She broke up with him yesterday after she cheated on him. He's going a bachelor party next weekend. How has Homeland Security not raised the threat level?
I have a busted ear drum from when he honked his horn when we started to have sex on his car in the parking lot...
She pulled up to the bar in a limo, wasted, and alone. Gets out, shrugs and slurs "I couldn't find a cab" and proceeds to take a shot.
I'm in love.
Yeah I'm at the doctors getting a shotand don't know how to tell them I'm still probably drunk from last night
When you say shenanigans does that mean I should bring birth control?
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
I just want to be like i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it
I think snapchat is trying to tell you something. It's saying your boobs were meant to be seen by his family.
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
We aren't doing Shrooms tonight bc that would be friendship cheating on you
Do you think if I explain to her I want to have loud, unprotected sex with her sister she'll understand?
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
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