So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
I ate one of your animal crackers. just one. ok four. but no frosting. ok frosting.
Just got a call from someone claiming to be my son . How do I initiate a conversation. Tell me about the last eighteen years. And by the way who is your mom again?
the only human I can compare her to is rosie o'donnell.
Did you ever get our sex tape out of the rental car before you returned it?
if i find out your the one who pierced my belly button im going to fuck your sister again
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
DIN'T JUSGE NE.
I just tried to brush my hair with a can opener. Who gave you that brownie
He must've been a bear in a previous life. My nipple is bleeding. Shit's sensitive.
I jizzed in his mayonnaise and put it back in the fridge. Shouldn't have stolen my weed.
Dude why can't I remember anything after walking in from my first beer bong?
It was immediately followed by your second, third, fourth and fifth
I think even the taco bell employees judged me
I may have dislocated my hip getting fucked on the bathroom counter
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