There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
I wouldn't accept the money so he folded the $20 bill into an origami puppy and left a note saying "Not blowjob money"
Girl next to me in class just said to her friend "and I haven't even cried yet." Challenge accepted
I just ate nachos topless with a fork. Live with meeee
Just woke up with 34 slim-jims in my pocket. Too afraid to check the others.
youre not allowed to be friends with girls ive double teamed. period.
Okay Im going to go have some sex apparently. I hope this chick is prepared the zero effort Im going to put into it.
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
He never gives up. He's like the fucking little engine that could of hook ups
I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
it was like teleporting. everytime i opened my eyes, i was somewhere different... usually the floor.
i need to un-sleep with a few of those brothers before we ever go back to that house again. i'm serious. i will not be a fraternity groupie.
i don't know man... i just want to listen to John Lennon every time i finish fucking her. is this love?
call me with an emergency in 5 min. This chick has a strap on hangin behind the bathroom door.
Are you in a good mood because I stuffed you with enchiladas, ice cream, penis, and cuddles last night?
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