There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
I also have a full keg. I'm thinking about crashing a party, they can't get mad if I bring a keg of beer.
We ended up getting arrested after we flagged down the cops for a ride home with open beers in our hands... turns out the "nobody told me" excuse doesn't cut it anymore
It was like an alcohol war zone and you left a soldier behind.
I have green food coloring in my hair and just got a text from "Guy in the Yard"...so this morning is going just as you might imagine.
i finally decided to cut him off after he he looked me dead in the eyes and said "how have i been inside you for the past twenty minutes when my pants are still on?"
Remember when there was a happier time when people could all hang out together with out the awkwardness of the fact that she stole $1000 and cheated on a brother with another brother !?!??
This is why Helen Keller didn't drink
Well my ankle is fucked up, everytime it pops I have a reminder of $200. Jager bomb night and the day we began to rebuild our friendship.
My life is a video game called get the drunk princess back to her castle, thank you to all that participated
i'm not drunk or reckless enough to have you track my every fucking move. I AM AN ADULT
I sucked his dick by a creek, how romantic.
I just told my bowl "sorry" for putting it down, because I thought I hurt its feelings. omg. I'm high.
Bootycalls can't go limp that's like against the law
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