Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
Dude, I would hit that so hard that whoever could pull me out would become the king of England
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
you yelled then hung up at the girl on information bc she could not pinpoint your location and tell you how to get to dennys
I kept calling his name while we were having sex cuz i was so proud that i remembered it.
My roommate just got home. Made an entire package of bacon. Ate it. And then went to bed.
pre-gaming in the library. just gonna keep going until i'm too drunk to keep working and then i'll be there.
So hungover. Have a black eye from where I tried to brush my teeth and stabbed myself in the eye instead. Should make the performance review I was stress drinking about go so much better.
its like my brain is a tree and you are those little cookie elves
Everyone thinks I'm sleeping but I'm actually just melting.
Nothing better then waking up to multiple snap stories of people doing body shots of tequlia off of you
You're right. Cause really... I'm in the back of his head. Even though what I said was better than "I have herpes"... I did once say that to him. So I'm like a reoccurring nightmare.
You know, you could always move. Lol somewhere without gators, water moccasins, and Marco Rubio.
Umm my dog ate your vibrator. Sorry 😬
How was your night?
Good. I made people cry and run home
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