Shiiiit I think I'm getting sick. probably had something to do with the fact that i shared my mouth with everyone last night.
Wait. That came out far sluttier than I intended.
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
i wanted a birthday blowjob. not a birthday VD.
we were dressed as cave people and he kept telling everybody i was so easy a caveman could do it.
Do you remember giving me altiods and wishing me good luck on the walk home?
It was beyond pathetic. You yelled her name at every blonde chick we saw hoping it would be her. Then you puked your corn dog
I took Xanax and it did nothing to me. First sign I'm crazy and actually need it.
I distinctly remember holding up a piece of ham pizza and screaming: "WHO THE FUCK EATS HAM PIZZA" in the face of a bunch of scared 13 year old girls faces, while my own sister laughed in mine.
Also this freshmen guy is talking about his gag reflex and no one is making blowjob jokes. I have no faith in the next generation.
I heard you coughing. Are you choking or smoking? And are you okay?
I'm far too poor to be letting my hookups wear my shirts home. I'm down to about a total of 8 shirts and have no intention of buying more
Sorry I pissed in your closet and lied to your parents that it was probably a flood. He got up to go to the bathroom, expecting sex when he got back, I panicked
He gave me an orgasim so fantastic that I had an asthma attack.
LMAO. Stop. Men are such gentleman these days. I woke up with no one beside me and you got 6 cents
6 cents and no orgasm 💃🏻🎉
We are so blessed
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
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