But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
i think i scared a bird with my dick
You woke up in the middle of the night and told me we won the sweepstakes, the penis sweepstakes.
just bought 2000 rhinestones and a heart shaped stencil at Micheals...I think the cashier knows i'm Vajazzling
Judging by the hole in the wall by the door, the mis-matched shoes by the door, and the door hanging off one hinge... i'd say he's on the loose.
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
Yeah that doesn't involve enough booze, count me out
This is the third year in a row that Mario has fallen through a table on New Years. I'm sensing a tradition developing.
I told the bartender that his red, white and blue shots were terrible and tasted like Thomas Jefferson's balls.
It's like the cookie assaulted me with being high.
The police report said i was screaming at someone that wasnt there, then the cops told me to call someone sober and i called mike to tell him "They are trying to arrest me for stealing information from the FBI" at that point they took me to jail.
I'm disproportionately drunk. But I also spelled disproportionately right twice so maybe I'm not that drunk
it is time to test the effects of half a loaf of bread and overconfidence on the human body
Randomize
