I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
very cute, but more "I wanna put you in my pocket and keep you as a pet" and less "please bang me" type of cute.
No. Especially when my uncle started stripping. Too many shots. So that's where I get that from.
thank you TLC waking up to a water birth on tv really put the cherry on top of my hangover...
there's a liquor store near my therapist
i might give it a shot.
We can add pilot to the list of people who's lives I've changed...with my penis.
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
I'm running on jager fumes right now. It's like I put diesel in a prius and said fuck it.
At IHOP. It feels weird and sad that your cleavage isn't here for me to try to toss paper wads into.
She told me I should be proud of my dick pics, then told me she was in love with me, then I dropped her off at her boyfriend's. I was a new kind of failure tonight.
He said he wanted to sit next to the fountain so he could "watch the water hit the other water".
How is it medically possible for my urine to smell like espresso
my sex drive just dried up, fell out, and is rolling on the floor somewhere.
I just puke and rallied at my anniversary dinner #winning
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
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