I was just curling my hair topless and I just burned my nipple. Ouch.
This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
after last night my drinking related hospital bracelet collection is up to 13
Im in the STD packet for new students this year. And im going to be plastered tonight so be forewarned
It's annoying. I only date people who are 6 foot 3, drug dealers, or 2 years older than me.
Where are you?! I require drunk, males and possibly crying. Vomiting is optional and/or optimal as is karaoke.
I think it says something about my life when I start picking up girls while im in rehab. And I don't think it's good.
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
Please answer
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
Had to drive my booty call home because he had an asthma attack after we had sex .. How was your night?
In her defense, she didn't know I had a twin brother. Plus, we're even: I banged her sister.
On a scale from 1-10 how wrong is it to request "I Hit It First" at my ex's wedding reception?
Definite 12.2 but worth it.
Please clarify that he is speaking of beer pong and not rough sex
The car smells like weed is an understatement.
Randomize
