You are an awful beat friend I am goin to die in a car accident and then my corpse is going to be used by criminals ala weekend at bernies to rob a bank then my corpse will go to jail Thanks john Thanks for nuthin
it's not gay if you rub your penis between their butt cheeks and pretend they are tits
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
can I come stay the night
yeah, but no sex tonight
I'll stay home
he's mad because you were 'slandering his penis'.
She hadn't heard about the oil spill. She gave dumb blondes a whole new standard to aim for. I did her anyway...but that isn't the point.
Dude. Hurry up. They just blessed the tequila.
And it looks like I sent you 4 failed attempts at the word "hey." Sorry about that.
yeah, I said "hi, I'm the creepy old guy at the college bar" and she said that she like mature men, wasn't expecting that line to work
DO IT, or I'll send you pictures of my hickey to remind you of your loneliness
You would think that me seductively unzipping my cat feetie pajamas would make him want to fuck me.
It was fine until they started lighting shots of everclear on fire and making ME take them. That's when shit went down...
Trust me, I'm a professional lesbian.
Just leave a note saying "riding dick see you in the mornig"
I'm taking pictures of my asshole to send to my boss. This is not what I had in mind the day after thanksgiving.
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