It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
The kids I taught this morning even knew i was drunk. One of them even said, and I quote, "You smell like my dad after he goes bowling."
I just want you to know that i just realized your the only friend i dont feel fat around.
Biggest penis I've ever pity fucked
Hope your thanksgiving is a complete blowjob festival.
I'm cuddling with a baby pig and drinking champagne right now.
Doc gave me something stronger than Xanax. The pills have your last name imprinted on them. This cannot be coincidence.
eating jello out of the cup. with my face. while on the toilet. i am at my lowest.
I just had my first lesbian experience. Out of spite.
The only person I have to bring is crazy hospital guy
HE'S NOT INVITED!!!
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
Let us bow our heads and pray that I don't throw up in the tub
I just fell out of my doorway to go to class so if that doesn't describe how my night went idk what will
we watched a guy take a shot of tequila while riding a unicycle
I'm sorry i showed you my boobs.. I probably shouldn't have done that.
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