talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
We're not too concerned with getting her out of jail. We're on a mission for donuts.
I'm pretty sure I just overheard my boss call his sperm precious metal...
i remember you telling me to take a shower, brush my teeth, go get back in bed w her, and "just do what i was born to do." and as soon as i stopped yacking i did just that. you saved my birthday.
She looked at my cock with a kind of resigned disappointment.
Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
Its summer. Time to get to the freshmen before the weight does.
I'm mopping my WALLS now. And talking to my mop. I literally just told it "yeah I kno that dirt doesn't wanna come off but were gonna get aren't we?" This is some good snow!!! mini maid needs to give it to their maids. The world would be spotless!!!!
the good news is that even if it's Alex's, I can still say it's Colin's, because the kid will come out ginger anyway!
who knew there'd be a plus side to your ginger fetish one day?
I'm using her Instagram as a way to know where in town she is so I can avoid her lol
Ran into a tinder match at the bar last night. We spotted each other and started making out without speaking any words to each other. Fuck yea technology!
The highlight of my night will be digging in other people's garbage
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
I'm not gonna lie. I need sex like plants need water right now. I just need the dick.
Saw a sign that said the chorus of never gonna give you up was enough time to wash your hands. Coronavirus has Rick rolled me.
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