Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
the choice between paying your electricity bill and getting herpes medicine is a tough one.
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
Would it help you get over me if I told you that I had unprotected sex last night?
He blew a load on his roommates pillow just to piss him off. Why did you introduce me to these people?
when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
Just sponge bathed with a swissper. Thrush inevitable. Shaking.
Showerbowl immediately followed by pullups naked. I feel like fucking Tarzan
I miss living with her. She was the only person who was a bigger train wreck than I am.
He sent me a 7 minute voicemail of him playing wonderwall on the acoustic guitar I'm not even kidding did he seriously think that would work
Just don't let me do two things: Beer bongs filled with vodka or shot competitions
I love you. Doing a double. Going to die. It will be painful. Let the world know i partied. God, did i party.
I can't take 'get a man' advice from you. You'll stick your penis in a warm banana peel.
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