i wants your nipples near my face. PLEASE????
operation harelip BJ is a go
There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
Mission leave-the-puke-on-the-floor-til-the-dog-eats-it completed. I work smarter not harder
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
He told me his penis would be a "Sad Panda" if I didn't give it a ride through the jungle.
She won't let me open the car door while we are on the highway so I can throw up outside. She deserves to have her car thrown up in.
I don't care if he's straight, his cock will be in my mouth by midnight. Like a closeted Cinderella.
Whatever you gave me is making me lactate
My feelings are currently in a sea of vodka and "I don't give a shit"
Aren't they always?
BRING ME THE PLAN B. ILL GIVE YOU A FREE WATER BOTTLE AND A BUMPER STICKER AND SOME BACON BITS
Dude, just found out there's a monster in a video game named after me. No more dating nerds.
Also, you should've bet on Team Liver.
We won.
USA USA USA
Want to do me the honour of waxing my legs again before I go to Mexico? I feel like it's a tradition we shouldn't break.
I'm too pretty to be this sexually frustrated.
Randomize
